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"Me, Myself and Why?" Graphic T-Shirt — Retro Portrait Tee
"Me, Myself and Why?" Graphic T-Shirt — Retro Portrait Tee
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a raw, storytelling energy to your everyday wardrobe. The front features a bold monochrome graphic of a thoughtful portrait beneath the hand-lettered line “Me, Myself and Why?” — a quiet, wry declaration that sparks conversation without shouting. The soft, broken-in feel of the garment-dye and relaxed cut make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it on slower mornings with coffee, layered under a denim jacket for evening street walks, or to low-key open mics where the words matter more than the flash. The look leans into candid honesty and vintage grit, fitting into wardrobes that favor substance over trend.
This tee works for people who appreciate music, poetry, and candid storytelling—artists, small-venue regulars, and anyone who likes their clothes to hint at a backstory. The subtle texture from garment-dye and heavyweight cotton gives it presence on stage or at a gathering. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s made to live through repeated wear and many playlists.
Details you’ll feel: a substantial 6.1 oz cotton body, tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette, double-needle stitched seams for durability, and a sewn-in label for comfort. Consult the Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for fit options.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL in up to 58 colors; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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